Sometimes I wonder. I wonder at the sunset and the sunrise. I wonder at technology and how many stupid humans who’ve created nothing, think they deserve these incredible advances.
I wonder why a portion of the population believes the Earth is flat and the Moon landing never happened.
I wonder how many Liberals think Homo sapien is a slur.
I wonder how the crime of Rape (California Penal Code 261) became Sexual Harassment.
Maybe this happened when murdering American Soldiers at Fort Hood became work-place violence.
I wonder why humans with black skin, voted for a woman with white skin, who celebrated another woman with white skin, who championed their extinction.
I wonder why there are African-Americans but no African-Haitians, African-Somalis, or African-Egyptians.
I wonder why Barack Obama hugged and gave a eulogy for a Klan member but Donald Trump is the bigot.
I wonder why most teachers in the United States don’t know which type of government America practices.
I wonder if JFK came up with “ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country” while sleeping with Marilyn Monroe.
Actually I don’t, I just thought we could use a comedic break.
I wonder why Nancy Pelosi thought Hamas was a Humanitarian Organization.
I wonder if she confused them with the Nation of Islam.
They both want humans, that look like her, dead.
I wonder if the IQ of George W. Bush actually hits 100.
I doubt it but I wonder.
I wonder why wearing cotton is fine but a picture of cotton is racist.
I wonder how having a Late Term Abortion is Progress.
I wonder if Jeff Sessions is a coward or part of the Swamp.
I wonder why a shotgun is a rifle but an AR-15 is an Assault.
I wonder how many people think the AR in AR-15 means Assault Rifle.
I wonder why La Raza is fine but the National Anthem is racist.
I don’t wonder why homosexual men are in much better shape than homosexual women.
I do wonder why the Government decided that was important to study.
I don’t wonder why Bernie Sanders thinks men and women fantasize about raping and being raped.
I do wonder why Millenials think he is cool.
I wonder if the “women in Hollywood” screaming about “the culture that enables these men” understand they are the culture enabling these men.
I wonder if the #MeToo crowd knows the # also means pound.
I wonder if Roy Moore is guilty. I know Al Franken is.
I wonder why everyone in Hollywood is saying they’ve been raped, assaulted or molested but no one is going to jail.
I wonder when Kevin Spacey will gain seventy-five pounds and be cast as Harvey Weinstein.
I wonder how long it will be before they both move to France to figure out how Polanski pulled it off.
I wonder if Americans will be willing to save France AGAIN.
I wonder how much longer it will take France to figure out the National Socialist German Workers Party and Islam are the same damn thing.
I wonder how much longer we will have to hit two for Spanish.
I wonder if a three will be added for Ebonics or Mandarin.
I wonder how 23 and Me says it is possible to be 17% Hispanic, 22% Native American but 0% AMERICAN.
I wonder if the guy that named his kid ESPN makes him take a knee.
I wonder if Michael Jackson’s white glove confused the Black Panthers.
I wonder when Americans will realize Public Unions aren’t looking out for the Public.
I wonder why Facebook sold ads to the Russians but no one is going after Mark Zuckerberg.
I wonder how many humans it would take before Hank Johnson realized Guam isn’t a teeter-totter.
I wonder if Congressman Johnson’s IQ is even measurable and if so is it higher than a potted plant.
I know the humans who voted him are higher than a kite.
I wonder if a Liberal was handed a rifle would they scream “assault” or sexual harassment.
I wonder if the person who sued McDonald’s for their coffee being too hot realizes they should have ordered covfefe.
I wonder why most government workers in Washington D.C. aren’t “essential” yet they are the majority employed.
I wonder who actually wrote the Red States Blue States United States line for Obama because I know it wasn’t him.
I wonder if snorting all that coke with the Choom Gang is why Obama speaks in monosyllabic verse with every other word being “uh”.
I wonder about the “Races”.
If there is a White Race, a Black Race, a Brown Race and thanks to the bigot Springsteen a Yellow Race what happens when the “Races” run together.
Is it a 100 yard dash? A marathon? Does everyone get participation colors? Is this when Red, Orange, Blue, and Green finally get their chance to shed the discrimination of being part of the rainbow or maybe the Red White and Blue gets to shed the insanity of it all.
I wonder when the Mainstream Media will start breaking Humans down into Tan, Beige, Olive, or Mauve.
Oh wait, they did, sans Mauve. They call them Latino, Hispanic, or Asian-American.
I don’t wonder about Mauve…I just wanted to say it.
I wonder if the Democrats take the House will they try and impeach President Trump.
I wonder if we will let them.
Actually I don’t wonder about that at all.