The American actress known as Roseanne was quite active on Twitter this week. The target of one particular tweet called it a “teaching moment”.
This might be the first time I’ve ever agreed with any Obama mouthpiece.
Let the “teaching” begin.
First we must point out Roseanne is not conservative, nor is/was her show.
Of course she isn’t the primordial ooze known as Samantha Bee (insert wiping fecal matter off of shoe joke here) but “Rosie” has been liberal over the years and as we’ve witnessed for a while, Liberals will eventually eat their own.
The difference between Roseanne and today’s Democrat/Communist is simple.
She is a Trump supporter and you cannot be that and stay on the island of misery known as Progressivism.
Apparently Roseanne tweeted “muslim brotherhood and planet of the apes had a baby=vj”.
Of course the Liberals were swarming like a cloud of locust, frothing and licking their dog-like chops.
Can’t you just see the snowflakes melting now?
“She didn’t capitalize muslim. That’s so offensive!”
“I guess Roseanne didn’t get the memo! These traveling pants are a sisterhood!”
“The planet is flat not round and what’s wrong with apes having babies! They are people too!”
“It’s not “vj”. It’s va jay jay! If you had a pink hat Roseanne you’d know that!”
I’m sure they ranted, frothed, and typed from their safe spaces at Starbucks, where they shared a water and their hatred of cops, while waiting for the most important meeting of their lives, and took turns blocking the entrance to the unisex bathroom to all white men, with exceptions for Harvey Weinstein, Carlos Danger, Bill and Hillary Clinton.
One can only imagine they snickered and gossiped about Sarah Jessica Parker and Julia Roberts having “horse faces”, that Dr. Phil resembles a “Walrus”, Donald Trump looks like an “Orangutan” and Buddha’s fat belly because making fun of Muhammed would anger Keith Ellison or Maxine “Sharia” Waters.
Let’s give all the “Mean Girls” a quick break from their “nasty” Madonna thoughts about “blowing up the White House” and explain what Roseanne and her Ambien were both trying to say.
The Muslim Brotherhood is funded by Islamic groups and nations including Iran. Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and “vj” supported them in Egypt before they were removed and many reportedly executed.
Obama and “vj” also met with representatives of the Muslim Brotherhood IN THE WHITE HOUSE while he was President.
Furthermore the money that Barack Obama sent to Iran made its way to Hamas, Hezbollah, and the Brotherhood.
John Kerry actually admitted this.
Of course the response from Ashley Judd would be “why should I care?”
Let me tell you why lesser talented Judd sister.
Those groups used and are using that money to kill Americans and America’s allies, never mind that they hate women.
“Well duh. That’s why we are a Sisterhood. Abortions for all and on demand!”
Well okay then.
Let’s try one more time in the form of a question.
Why is it okay for Gary Busey to “look like” a baboon but not okay for Valerie Jarrett to “look like” an ape?
I can see it now. The collective Starbuckian stare moves from one pantsuit to the other. After a communal sip of shared water, a free for all flip of their hair, and a few mouth puckered selfies, the socialized group all answered in one Stepford Wives like drone.
“Who’s Valerie Jarrett?”
She’s a traitor you stupid fish lipped squids.
Learning moment completed and sadly irrelevant.
Those that needed the lesson were too busy Keeping up with the Kardashians to learn the age old adage that while all Democrats may not be horse thieves, all horse thieves are definitely Democrats.
Still, what’s good for the goose is good for the ape.
Hypocrisy does indeed know no bounds.