WHAM, BLAAM, THANK YOU UNCLE SAM

It’s a pretty common occurrence each time I turn on the television, radio, or open the internet, to watch, listen, or read one thing.

Racism, racism, racism.

Oh, how I so miss Jan Brady.

Of course those of us with knowledge know our genetic make-up is covered under the sub-species known as Homo sapien sapien colloquially known as Human.

Yes Homo’s do indeed rule the world.

Apparently the media, politicians, colleges and universities have decided actual Science doesn’t matter anymore.

Everything is now “Social Theory”.

Okay then.  If that’s the way we are going to play it then batter up.

I can pretend to be an idiot…err…Liberal.

Acting is easy.

Just look at the morons in Hollywood.

Here we go.

If media mentions are the measurement of importance, then the African-American Race, must be number one.

It does get a little confusing when groups like Black Lives Matter arrive on the scene.

Is this a new race?

Are they racing together?

If so how is a winner chosen or do they all get participation trophies?

Furthermore I’ve looked into this Africa place and there are a lot of humans there that don’t “look black”.

Is this another race?

Are humans from Egypt living in America African-Egyptian-Americans?

So many questions so little time.

What to do what to do?

I’m all about diversity and inclusivity so let’s create a new race called Black Lives African-Americans Matter.

That’s quite a handle so let’s shorten it to BLAAM!

I’m down with BLAAM.

See how easy it is to be an imbecile.

One down so many Races to go.

The second most common Race I hear about is Latino.

This is also confusing as not once have I heard any Latin EVER from anyone using this Race Label.

Can’t we get a Carpe diem once in a while?

Strangely I have seen quite a few Molon Labe photos and comments in the last few years.

Now I could be wrong but I don’t think the humans using this terminology would be called Latinos by others.

Of course this is Greek but “what difference does it make now?”

Are there two types of Latinos?

Is this why the Race known as Hispanic was created?

In doing my own research I have indeed asked other humans to define Latino for me.

There first answer is overwhelmingly “you know a Hispanic.”

I don’t know.

That’s why I asked.

What if an Hispanic procreated with a Latino?

Lispanics?

Hatinos?

What happens if an Hispanic has a first name like George or a last name like Zimmerman?

Woohoo!

This one I have the answer to.

According to what was reported this Race is called a White-Hispanic.

Of course this leads us to our next question?

Why White?

According to the media there is a Race called White and boy do these people suck!

They are the reason for every problem in every city in every State in every Country all over the world.  Now I don’t know about you but from what I’ve heard I’d stay away from this Race or Species, especially the sub-species known as White Male or even worse the White Hated American Male.

WHAM!!!

I’d hate to be one of these guys.

According to the same minds that brought us global warming, Hepatitis A break outs, and Sharia as compatible with the United States Constitution, the greatest plague and danger to the Earth, flat or otherwise, is the animal know as White American Male.

I’m telling you the colleges and universities have been warning us for decades to watch out!

Now let us remember I am all about diversity and inclusivity and this creature known as White Hated American Male does use AMERICAN in their Race title and as we all know I am all about America.

If I’m down with BLAAM then I have to be rolling with WHAM.

That’s me.

Mr. Inclusivity.

Still it would behoove us to keep an eye on this Race.

I could be wrong but they appear to be tired of all the Racism.  They also appear to be quietly settled in, ready at a moments notice.

I have one in mind I’ll be watching.

I see him every day in the mirror.

He’s always yammering about Adam Smith and that life is an Individual experience.

That the color of one’s skin has nothing to do with anything other than the proximity to the sun of each human’s ancestors.

He thinks life is about working hard, saving his money, and being beneficial to others and for all intents and purposes it appears he actually does these things.

What a freaking clown.

He told me once that being a Racist meant you hated Humans.

What does he know?

His skin is covered in freckles.

Poor bastard.

That’s a dying breed right there.

Jason Kraus

www.aleadernotapolitician.com

www.freeamericanetwork.com

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