Boohoo Yahoo

The Internet is an amazing thing.

The idea that humans from around the world can communicate with each other in the blink of an eye is impressive. This week I thought I’d jump onto a very popular site known as Yahoo and discuss what they decided was important.

In less than ten-seconds I was reading a story about a man who’d been murdered by none other than Eric Holder.

Allegedly.

Apparently Mr. Holder was upset with another man named Nipsey Hussle, who according to one statement had “done some not so nice things” but was now trying to make his “community better”.

Allegedly.

Now this would definitely be something of interest to me.

Former Attorney General and current bigot Eric Holder murdered someone?

Good job Yahoo!

This is the kind of news we should be hearing about.

Did Mr. Holder drone Mr. Hussle as he stated was possible to any citizen sitting on any street corner in America?

Did Mr. Holder shoot Mr. Hussle with a weapon he allowed into the hands of gangs a la Fast and Furious?

Did Mr. Holder helicopter drop a pallet of United States currency on Mr. Hussle like his boss did for Iran?

With all these questions I quickly read through the rest of the story. It took a while but somewhere in the umpteenth paragraph a tiny sentence was placed.

Eric Holder was twenty-nine.

Obviously this had been a bait and switch by Yahoo to pull those of us in who pay attention to the political spectrum in America.

Well played Yahoo.

Well played.

Let’s try again.

Less than five-seconds of a scroll down their main page Yahoo struck again.

Openly Gay Black Woman Overwhelmingly Wins Chicago Mayoral Race: ‘A Movement for Change’.

A Movement for “Change” in one of the highest murder rates in the country where “Hope” was ruined by a straight black man.

Allegedly.

Thanks Obama!

Gangs, drugs, liquor stores and prostitutes on every corner in parts of the Windy City.

Graffiti, crime and Jussie Smollet style corruption and the first listed “qualifications” for the job by Yahoo are “Openly Gay, Black, Woman”.

Yep that should do it.

Those are always my first, second, and third questions when I get ready to vote for ANY politician.

First they have to be Openly Gay.

None of this Closed Gay stuff or Sorta Gay or Gay Curious.

If you aren’t Openly Gay then no vote from Jay!

Second, you better be Black.

If you aren’t black then I of course look for the politician with darker skin or certain hair styles like Rachel Dolezal.

If anybody was “Hoping for Change” it was Rae Rae!

I feel ya sista!

Not like Joe Biden feel ya though.

I be down with Nancy Pelosi!

I have a cold, you have a cold, we all have a cold!

Step back and step off before I straight arm ya!

You tell em Aunt Trancy!

Finally, you better be a Woman but not some fake part-time #MeTooer like Alyssa Milano or Meryl “Harvey Weinstein is a God” Streep or What Difference Does it Make Hillary Rotten Clinton.

No no no!

You better be a Woman’s Woman!

In fact this is so important that to get my vote you have to Aretha Franklin me and Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman!

Not Bruce Jenner Feel!

Not Joy Behar Feel!

I want to feel it like, like, like, like Valerie Jarrett Feel and just like that we are back at Iran.

Thanks Roseanne and of course THANK YOU YAHOO.

With your wonderful coverage is it any wonder that today’s youth are eating Tide Pods.

Then again we might have to give the kids credit.

Maybe they are just trying to clean the garbage they are being fed.

Jason Kraus

www.aleadernotapolitician.com

www.freeamericanetwork.com