While Obama was lying to us (again) about…(does it really matter what the subject is anymore), we found out Lois Lerner will not be prosecuted, Hillary “probably” broke the law according to a Republican Senator (insert laughter here), and a pizza place in Indiana that has never done catering decided to not cater to someone because of their religious beliefs.
Sometimes this stuff just writes itself!
Okay! I think we are all caught up on the absurdity known as today’s American political “leadership” and the American “media”.
Well…not quite.
Teachers in Georgia were convicted under the RICO act for changing grades of students for years to receive Federal funding and are looking at possibly decades in prison. Didn’t hear too much about this anywhere…probably not important enough, you know that crazy stuff like education and what not, is just pure silliness. I mean if you are changing all the students answers on tests it does make it quite a bit easier to not worry whether they are actually in class learning anything.
They’ll probably just fall back on the old stand by at their sentencing hearing. “It’s George Bush’s fault your honor…he didn’t say they had to learn anything or even do their own work…he said ‘no child left behind’.”
As if the failings of “progressives” weren’t covered enough we heard an artful reset of Jimmy Carter’s “malaise” speech by none other than Governor Jerry Brown explaining that it’s just the way it is in California now people…the greenies have turned our state brown. Yes I am paraphrasing but his “Wah Wah” Charlie Brown rhetoric about a shortage of water was a historic flashback to gas lines in the seventies when the Georgia Peanut tried to sell America on the New Normal…as in life will suck from this point on.
God bless these Democratic Politicians. At least they are consistent.
What’s that Democratic supporters? Republican politicians lie too?
Touche’ (that’s French). Of course they do. Now go find a Republican supporter to argue with and make yourself feel better. You won’t find one here.
Regardless of the noise a very silent and deadly cancer continued to spread throughout our country as the debt increased, and although it won’t be reported anywhere, because what people do with pepperoni is so much more important, women and children were sold into slavery today through our wide open border.
The terminology is “human trafficking” but we all know it means rape, beatings, and sometimes murder all because the President of the United States will not close the border.
Something the last President didn’t do either.
Or the one before him…
Or the one before him…
And the one before him made legal everyone who was here illegally.
I’m sensing a pattern here.
We put a man on the moon but we can’t secure some land.
We defeated Nazism in Europe but are unable to build and enforce a fence line in America.
We’ve created nuclear submarines that are virtually undetectable and house human beings underwater for long periods of time but we cannot create a simple picket.
We are we sending food, money, supplies, and our military (using borrowed funds) all over the world but unwilling to protect our own citizens and way of life.
Why are Iraqi women and children more important than American women and children? Why is Iraqi land more important than American land?
Let me answer that for you.
They aren’t and it isn’t.
But here we are year after year, decade after decade, president after liar, with the same problems.
I received an email from none other than Ted Cruz. Some of you may have received it too. He wanted to tell me how much trouble we were in and the only way to address this was to send him money. How droll.
I also received an email from none other than Barack Obama himself! What a sweet guy! With all that’s happening in the world he took a little time out and sent me an update on how we just struck a great deal with Iran!
Good job Mr. President!
I was really worried about how you were going to show your support for the Shiite Muslim population. Mission Accomplished!
I know the Sunnis in Saudi Arabia aren’t going to be too happy never mind our ALLY in Israel but hey why should Israel care you just made a deal with a country who wants to blow them off the face of the map.
Pish posh Oh Great One. Trivial matters at best right? Excellent work! A quick question while I have you though.
What about the American kids in Chicago killing each other?
What’s that? I can’t hear you…sounds like crickets. Maybe our connection is poor. Let me try again.
What about our debt that just moved closer to 20 trillion?
I’m sorry sir but I am not hearing anything on your end. Must be the net neutrality kicking in. I will try one last time.
What about the women and children that were just sold into slavery through our border?
What’s that? You aren’t familiar with these things because you haven’t seen them on the nightly news? Good point fearless leader. I haven’t seen them there either.
Have you heard about the water issue in California? You have? You just purchased a home in Southern California? Nice. Probably really close to a lush green golf course huh? Yeah that’s what I thought. Well let me ask you this. Why are we continuing to build thousands and thousands of houses when we don’t have enough water for the people here right now? That’s a State’s rights issue? I should ask Moonbeam…err…Jerry? Okay thanks Mr. President. Appreciate the info.
Hey before you go it just hit the wire that Iran is calling you a liar and we only created half of the jobs we thought we were going to get in the current employment numbers. Is everything okay? As long as you are rich everything will be fine? What if we aren’t rich? Better find a paddle?
Hmm…oh hang on a second Mr. President I just received another email from…Ted Cruz.
“I need your money if we are to save America. Yep yep. I’ll close that border if you just send me your money.”
Yep yep. We’ve all heard that one before.
Are you ready for another option yet America?
One term. No campaign contributions. No salary. Border closed. Income tax removed.
The choice is yours.
Or we can just continue on with the insanity of it all.
Extra cheese anyone?
Jason Kraus
“Late Bird” by Jason Kraus
Restoring a nation one voice at a time.
www.aleadernotapolitician.com
