Trust the Science

Liberals across the land love to say that they “trust the science”.

Fine Libs, how about explaining the science to us?

Let’s start with CO2. What exactly is CO2?

We shall now pause as Liberals around the world internet search CO2.

Five minutes later and a lot of Jeopardy music they have an answer.

“It’s carbon and dioxide Jason!”

Oh they are so proud.

Okay Libs, what exactly is Carbon?

Another quick internet search and “It’s a chemical element!”

Well done. Now what is “dioxide”?

This is where they break down out of exhaustion, as three Google searches in a row is simply too much for the average Democrat. They don’t have the stamina or the focus, and run back to Instagram, to tik tok or stare at another angle of Kardashian.

One should really try this in person with them.

They struggle to explain H2O let alone CO2.

Today’s progressive government funded edjumacashun can explain a rainbow flag but cannot tell you the actual colors of a crescent curve.

ROYGBIV people!

ROYGBIV!

Black Lives Matter to everyone except the “blacks” killing each other daily in Chicago, Baltimore, Detroit and Washington D.C.. but dat be da Krackers fault!

Saltine or Ritz?

Whatchoo talkin bout Jason!

Okay let’s get back to Liberals and science for two hundred Alex.

Sounds good. How much carbon dioxide is found in our atmosphere?

Liberals around the world just started to salivate like Pavlovian pooches jumping up and down to say, “I know this one! Greta and AOC said there’s tons of the stuff! Enough to kill all of us in less than ten years.”

Thurnburg and Ocasio-Cortez also known as the poor man’s Al Gore.

Let’s give them a little help.

Nitrogen makes up almost eighty percent of our atmosphere according to the “science” so how much CO2 liberals?”

Uh. . .twenty percent?

Good guess but no.

If eighty percent is nitrogen and twenty percent is CO2 then how are we all breathing?

Yes I know, the math is killing them right now.

Percentages matter! Now put down the bong Cuomo voters, I’ll give you the answer.

Almost eighty percent nitrogen, twenty percent OXYGEN and a touch of argon.

The infamous and hated carbon dioxide barely registers.

In fact the more we have the easier survival actually becomes, but don’t fret Libs your idiotic Recall candidate Newsom just guaranteed more trees be removed and more cement be laid to stack more homes in out of control and polluted cities across California, water shortage and rolling blackouts be damned.

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

Arsenic will continue to increase but sadly CO2 will decline right along with oxygen as less trees equals less opportunity to inhale.

We need to start taxing the mouth breathing progressives who are consuming more than their “fair share” of air.

Whew! I am worn out explaining science to the deranged climate changers.

Next time I’ll focus on how many vaccines it takes to die from the flu.

Jason Kraus

www.aleadernotapolitician.com

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