In my early thirties, while playing baseball I dove, made a spectacular catch (so I was told) and landed on my left shoulder.

Everything seemed fine at the moment but days later my shoulder continued to hurt.

I stretched it, massaged it, ibuprofened it and was able to get it to calm down enough that I did what most men, at least in my day, do.

I ignored it and dealt with the pain.

Weeks turned into months and it eventually got to a point where sleep was difficult.

I did my research and made an appointment to see a doctor.

I simply wanted a cortisone shot.

Something that has been given millions if not billions of times to athletes at a moments notice.

Many times during games.

My appointment was brief.

I filled out forms, sat in the waiting room, and of course paid the fee to “see the expert.”

Finally my name was called.

I was weighed, blood pressure taken, asked a bunch of irrelevant questions, and told to wait for the doctor.

Again, I was in my early thirties and in fantastic shape.

I just wanted a cortisone shot.

The doctor finally wheezed in, forty-five minutes late, easily seventy-five pounds overweight and collapsed into a chair.

He asked me a few random questions, ignored my shoulder completely, said they’d need to take some blood for tests and that I would need an x-ray before he could decide what to do.

Let the games begin.

By the time this month long circus was over I’d had an x-ray, which showed “nothing,” an MRI which showed “nothing,” a hefty bill and of course a pain in my shoulder that was getting even harder to sleep with.

Weeks later I arrived for another appointment with the medical “expert.”

I was taken into a room where I waited twenty minutes for the “doctor” to arrive. He told me they could find nothing wrong with my shoulder (big surprise as x-rays or MRIs are rarely helpful in these types of injuries) BUT he was very disturbed about my cholesterol levels.

He did a big showing with long latin terms and told me he was very concerned with my “health.”

The morbidly obese guy in front of me who gasped when he spoke and couldn’t stand while speaking was “concerned” about me, the guy with less than eight percent body fat.

Uh huh.

I told him I’d just clean up my diet but he said, “No that wouldn’t do it” and started to try and apply pressure and fear as though I was going to die if I didn’t take the prescription “statin” he was pushing.

I just changed the subject and said, “I came in here weeks ago because my shoulder hurt. When are you going to give me a cortisone shot?”

He hemmed and hawed and went back to the drug he wanted me to take.

Had I taken the “prescribed medication” that the “expert” was trying to sell, there is a very good chance I wouldn’t be here today.

He also refused to give me the shot under a plethora of excuses and said I would have to come back in a week.

When I did, this “doctor” was no longer available.

I explained my situation to my “new” doctor who apologized for my experience, told me that doctor was no longer working there, and gave me my shot which gave my shoulder a new lease on life.

This is nothing.

I could do “doctor” stories for an hour.

We’ve had “financial experts” tell us “housing would never go down” and the economy has never been stronger in . . . 2008.

We’ve had “climate experts” tell us that due to global warming the world would end in 1922, 1995, 2000, 2006, 2016 and let us not forget the bartender tales of only twelve years left.

We’ve had “medical and nutritional experts” tell us that marijuana, margarine and Malboro are good for us.

We’ve had “government experts” give our children amphetamines in school and we still have “religious experts” lying, cheating, stealing and molesting our kids . . . in CHURCH.

Now we are being told that we must shut down our entire lives because of a “virus” that 99.99 percent of the population will never contract or if they do will assimilate into their bodies and be stronger for it.

Wear a mask, don’t wear a mask, oh wear the damn thing even though we know it won’t protect you.

But, but, but the “experts” say I need an N95 respirator!

You don’t even know what the N or the 95 stands for!

It’s AR-15, err, 14 all over again for you Liberals and no it still doesn’t mean Assault Rifle!

I’ve been dealing with N95 respirators for two decades.

Unless you are on an active construction site, cement plant or taking down drywall, etc., they do nothing but inhibit your breathing and the first thing that all of us do who have worn these masks is get them off as fast as we can.

Furthermore a real EXPERT will tell you those masks aren’t strong enough in many of those environments which is why items such as half face and full face respirators have been created with very specific cartridges depending upon your level of wanting to stay away from various particles.

They also have to be FITTED and then TESTED for the fit which is why it is referred to as FIT TESTING to ensure the respirator is working properly for the Individual owner.

The respirator also has to be cleaned after each usage and stored properly so bacteria doesn’t grow and cause respiratory issues.

But hey grab that bandanna you’ve shoved in the back of your car or snag the one use “disposable” mask with the rubber band strap and use it fifty times.

You are doing great and you look MAHVELOUS!

One more thing.

Don’t worry when you start coughing.

It isn’t the Rona.

It’s all those food particles, carbon and hydrogen based garbage that you’ve been inhaling because you’ve decided to cover your original evolutionary exhale valve.

Well done and have no fear.

Once this “virus” panic ends the experts will have a new pill available to all of you who have been traumatized by the Invisible Man.

It will be called the Placebo and guaranteed to deal with your types of “issues.”

The only problem will be you will have to show picture ID to get it and we know how difficult that is for Liberals to obtain.

Oh well.

I’m sure you’ll be able to get the Placebo on the street.

It’ll be shortened to BO.


Because you stink.

Get off your couch, take a shower and pay your rent.

You can at least use some of my tax dollars, known to you as Stimulus, to buy some gum.

Four out of five “experts” say you should choose sugarless.

Do you know what the fifth one said who disagreed?

Of course you don’t.

Just keep listening to the “majority” and going sugar-free.

That’s as close to Freedom as you’ll ever get.

Pretty soon you’ll have yourself convinced the United States is a Democracy.

It’s not but what do you care?

You’re barely breathing now.

Jason Kraus

Big Wheel Keep On Turning

As many have publicly stated over the last few weeks the days have started to roll into one another.

When things are busy this happens to me as well and this current collection of seconds and minutes was kicked off by an alarm in the middle of the night, which lead to an hour and a half drive to discover an eighty foot Oak had snapped in half, harpooned itself into the ground and smashed a small out building.

The forest was so dense neither the moon nor my headlamp provided much assistance so I waited a few hours to assess and move forward.

It only “got busier” from there as the phone rang later that day. A friend of mine who resides in Los Angeles County was not happy as she explained she was told that she could not enter a particular grocery store without putting on a mask.

The sheep have sailed and are now assailing others.

My friend was none too pleased and although I agreed with her anger the grocery store is a PRIVATE entity and can require specific behavior if they so choose.

That is their legal right just like we have a legal right to NOT put on the mask and also to NOT shop at this store when this stupidity is all over.

Freedom is indeed a beautiful thing!

Toilet paper for all!

I continued forward and while dodging hordes of people on the street, fighting traffic, doing pushups and running my business, another telephone call came in.

It was a friend of mine who usually buzzes me once a week to give me the “what’s what” in our County.

Normally he starts with pleasantries but today not so much.

“Did you hear what happened?”

“Tell me Governor.”

I call him Governor.

“My barber was just robbed twice, once at gunpoint.”

We live in a supposedly safe community but things have been getting worse here for a while.

My buddy keeps up with the comings and goings and lets me know.

When he does I always ask my friend the same question.

“Did you get a gun yet?”


“How about your barber? Does he have a weapon?”

“I don’t think so,” he answered.

“So how many times does your barber have to get a gun shoved in his face before you get one?”

The conversation didn’t improve.

On this issue it never does.

A few days later, while at work, the phone rang . . . again.

Alarms, collapsing trees, masks and pistols in faces?

Did I really want to pick this call up?

I didn’t.

Another buddy wanted me to know about an eighty-six year old friend of ours named Jim.

Wonderfully cantankerous and with a huge heart my friend Jim had passed away while working his land.

Something he’d loved and done for over forty years.

Jim was the kind of guy who’d tell you straight to your face he didn’t like people and then sit and tell stories while burning leaves on his property and drinking beer from a frosted glass.

I will miss my friend.

For those of you who drink Miller please pour one out for a blessed soul, and what I mean is drink one for Jim.

He’d be pissed if someone actually wasted beer.

Even Corona.

They’ve gotten a bad enough rap as it is.

Godspeed and keep the fires burning Mr. Jim.

I’ll see you on the other side.

Finally, as the days turned into nights and then back into days the weather grew warmer, the crowds busier and the streets packed, I realized I hadn’t watched television in a while.

Amazingly the sky was bluer, the sun was brighter, even the bird excrement was in full force.

With this thought in mind I fought my way through after work traffic and stopped at a grocery store well after seven pm to grab a few unneeded supplies.

A four pack of toilet paper, a small bottle of hand sanitizer and one roll of paper towels.

I jumped in one of the available lines, chatted with my fellow Americans and eventually made my way to the checker.

I handed her my cash through the small cavern in between two pieces of plexiglass, smiled and said,

“Why is everyone wearing a mask?”

Jason Kraus

You Are An American and You Are Not Alone

Suicide, rape and murder are all increasing.

Too many have looked the other way as child abuse and molestation soar.


Too many have chosen fear over freedom and have allowed the one thing needed most by humans to survive to be controlled.


Too many have willfully put on the mask and ignored facts to wallow in fiction.

What’s next for you pathetic souls?

The hijab?

The white hood?

A train ride and hot showers?

Those who want the protection of my American Brethren better be worth defending and currently many of you are NOT!

Make the call President Trump or we will make it and then the dynamic will change from US having your back to you having OURS.

Evil still exists.

It’s only strengthened its grip.

It goes by the name Democrat.

We are NOT a Democracy!

We are a Constitutional Republic that requires Individual Independence.

Remember who you are.

Remember where you’re from.

YOU are an American and YOU are not alone.

There’s millions of us out here with perfect vision and a strong index finger.

Put down the mask and protect the flag.

Jason Kraus

The New Dodo Bird

Some weeks I search for the subject.

Some weeks the subject finds me.

This week the subjects kept flying by begging to be harnessed but alas the lariat stayed on the pommel as there wasn’t enough rope on the planet to straighten out what is happening currently in these United States.

As I moved through California I was reminded of a story I’d heard as a child.

It was about a bird.

The Dodo bird to be exact.

As the story went, the Dodo was discovered on an island and when scared would shove its head into the sand.

The short version of this was as one would expect.

Hiding doesn’t solve the problem.

The reason I mention this is I was standing in a store this week ready to pay for my items.

The store had a small Starbucks inside and two women were standing and anticipating their double Frappuccino lattes that were in the making.

As they stood there with their salivary glands on override, awaiting their liquid heart attacks and straining every stitch of their clothing, I noticed they were pulling their shirts over their mouths.

I’m done explaining viruses as it appears the deaf, dumb and blind are now willingly blocking their own oxygen intake on purpose and aren’t getting the message.

Suffice it to say as I watched them struggle to stretch the neck lines of their shirts over their mouth and nose, their delicious and wildly not nutritious strokes in plastic glasses with straws, were placed in front of them.

It was then that I witnessed Darwin’s Missing Link.

Then again it could have been Jimmy Dean although neither of these two had missed any of those links in a while.

Jason how dare you!

Are you fat shaming these women?

Absolutely not!

I am factually describing what happened as my poor eyes were overwhelmed.

Besides, I’s be not da one to blame if you has shame in yo game!

Yoga pants are only going to take some people so far.

I digress.

The first woman stared at both of the drinks, then walked away with her hand still trying to get her shirt over her mouth, and occasionally her nose.

The second woman quickly walked to the counter where her right paw shot out with the speed of a cheetah and snatched the first drink as though it was a canteen filled with water and she’d just come from the desert, or dessert, if you are a Liberal.

It was then that Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom presented itself.

With one hand keeping a tenuous hold on her Corona protecting technique of cloth covered mouth and sometimes nose, and her iron-like grip around the first Frappuccino, her entire body shuddered as her brain tried to find a way to pick up the second glass, without the protection of her poly cotton blend that was now holding her own spittle.

It was only a moment as her back straightened for a millisecond and then returned to its slouched state.

A decision had been made.

The CoronaVirus “protecting shirt” was released and her left claw snatched the other liquid death bomb.

She then turned and walked by multiple humans, carrying two thousand calories of crap, without her formerly needed protective armor known as the part-time shirt/face mask.

Talk about rolling the dice!

I was immediately struck by the thought of the Dodo and the possibility of their existence if high fructose corn syrup and saturated fat had been available to them twenty-four hours a day seven days a week.

Where’s Toucan Sam when you need him?

Still selling Froot Loops I  suppose.

Yes, it has come to this.

Rather than discussing the brilliant mind of Adam Smith and the Invisible Hand of the Human spirit, free to fulfill its own dreams, many have succumbed to the Wretched, the Refuse, the Regurgitants of a society too stupid to understand the importance of the Freedom of Movement and too lazy to try.

“But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?”
It is the yeast, and Juliet is the Cinnabon.

Jason Kraus

The Viral Contagion of Cowardice

Dear Jason,

“I’ve read your columns for years and both of your novels. Recently one of your posts popped up on facebook as a memory. It was as though you wrote it yesterday and this was years ago. It’s quite clear you have the pulse of America. How serious is this virus?”

Depends on your perspective.

The Federal Government thought it was so serious they sent money to the Kennedy Center.

Andrew Cuomo believes it is so serious he isn’t using the ventilators sent to him while flashing his nipple rings.

Californian parents obviously believe it is serious as their children roam the State in packs.

The reality of this “virus” and any other viruses out there is simple.

They’ve been with you since you were born and they will be with you until you die.

More than likely this particular strain has been in the United States since December and the overwhelming population in most cities has already come into contact with it many times.

Their bodies either accepted it, fought it off, or disregarded it completely.

This happens every year and people do indeed die from a wide variety of viruses that cause other complications such as respiratory and bacterial issues.

In the past this was measured and catalogued as the Flu.

Now it is a “pandemic” where less than one percent of the human population will contract it, and of those that do, less than one percent will die.

Note to all the Liberals, RINOS and drama queens reading this now who can’t do math.

500,000 humans die everyday from something.

Whether you believe this or not is irrelevant nor do I personally care as some positives have occurred in my own life due to millions of you attempting to hide from EVOLUTION and the evolutionary process.

Traffic is lighter. Lines are shorter. People are standing back at incredible distances from others.

Something I’ve done and required my entire life.

In essence my contact with others is down dramatically.

Those of you who were truly able to keep yourself from coming into contact with the ChinaVirus, Corona or COVID 19 are now behind the curve of humans like myself and the tens of millions of us in America who continued to work, save, and be beneficial to others.

Our  bodies engaged the virus and the other unknown strains of viruses that science cannot track or explain and assimilated it into our DNA.

Through the evolutionary process we are now stronger than you.

Not that this is new news.

Those who stand and fight in the face of danger, perceived or otherwise, are always the strongest and will always persevere over those who tuck tail and run.

This is a guarantee in life because of one reason.

One cannot win if one doesn’t play the game.

Those that hide and/or play Mean Girls on Social Media are the weakest of the bunch and will succumb to any real pressure.

God help those hiding now if something SERIOUS were to take place.

Thank you Dear Reader for the question and I will add something else.

The reason this is happening is because our current society is ill.

Too much time is spent burning the rods and cones staring at the television, computers, and cell phones. The brain(s) must be utilized and exercised properly in order to function at its optimum level.

Nutrition is at an all-time low as too many are carrying so much extra weight their glands are suffering greatly which leads to auto-immune and behavioral issues.

Drugs and alcohol are literally killing the human body on a daily basis and through this multiple week “panic” alcohol sales have risen dramatically.

This unto itself shows that those humans either don’t understand how their immune systems work or don’t care.

All of these choices show a pattern of apathy, stupidity, ignorance or a combination of them all and are the reason America is currently struggling so mightily under the weight of debt, corruption and lies.

When the Surgeon General turns to Kylie Jenner for help it isn’t just Houston that has a problem.

The world is on tilt.

Stand up and get back in the game.

Nothing is guaranteed to anyone.

Not today, not tomorrow, not next week.

For those who profess to have put your lives in the hands of God you sure have a funny way of showing it.

“Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you, you’d walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life there is only one set of footprints.
I don’t understand why when I need you most you would leave me.”

The Lord replied:
“My precious child, I love you and would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.”

These are NOT troublesome times.

You live in the greatest country in the history of Man.

God has done enough.

Get up and walk on your own.

Jason Kraus


Local radio station in the Sacramento area just announced through a “medical expert” that those of you who have or believe you have the CoronaVirus should NOT come to the hospital(s) for testing.

According to the “expert” you do not need the test and will heal on your own at home.

No kidding?

Kind of like the flu?


Always wrong but never in doubt.

Fear and stupidity will always do more damage than all viruses combined.

Don’t be a part of the problem.


Jason Kraus


Humans will be born today.

Humans will die today.

Politicians are still lying.

Government is still piling on debt.

Criminals are still committing crimes.

Taxes still have to be paid.

Water is still wet.

Hiding in your house facebooking your fears and trying to guilt others isn’t changing anything.

This has been a very informative time though.

We now know who will climb OUT of the foxhole and who never should have been in there in the first place.

Jason Kraus


If you trust the government then you can keep your insurance, your doctor AND you’ll save money.

If you trust the government then I suggest you stay out of Benghazi.

If you trust the government then you better get out of Guam before that place tips over.

If you still trust the government then the Cherokee Nation owes Elizabeth Warren a yuuuuuuge apology.

If you trust the government then you need to give up your guns, stop eating meat, flying, driving, or working in general.

If you still trust the government James Comey is your boy, Barack Obama is your yoga instructor due to flexibility and please send your teenage daughters to the summer camp of Clinton, Newsom, and Weinstein.

Where rape isn’t rape, oral sex isn’t sex, and is can mean so many things.

Your feelings and fear do not change actual facts.

On the other hand your behavior will change YOUR reality.

Individual American ruggedness or governmental oppressive flaccidity.

Look it up Libs.

You have nothing but time.

At least that’s what the government is telling you.

Jason Kraus

A Big Amen to the American Truck Driver

To say it is an interesting time is an understatement.

Incredible technology, mind-blowing opportunities and a limitless future and somehow the greatest country in the history of Man has allowed itself to be “self-quarantined.”

Coupled with the overwhelming hatred and disgust of the “government” in general, the logical mind wonders.

The approval rating for Congress has been reported to be in single digits.

Half of the voting population, including the deceased and criminal foreign nationals, hates President Trump.

The other half supports him ferociously but hates most of the politicians in his Party.

The mistrust of all politicians is at an all-time high, rightly so, and that’s saying something in a country that historically despises the elected class.

The statement “I wouldn’t trust the government to wipe my a%$” is shared by many and has now taken on quite a new connotation as the lack of toilet paper continues to not swirl the bowl.

“I wouldn’t cross the street to p*ss on you if you were on fire” is another favorite that is directed at today’s politicians and coincidentally also embraces their lack of dealing with the homeless as urine flows daily.

Yet, with all the hatred, distrust, and well earned bile heading in the direction of the “politician” too many Americans were willing to follow any and all commands laid down.

Let me ask this plainly.

If someone has lied to you, targeted you, called you names, allowed your fellow citizens to be murdered by criminal foreign nationals, and buried you in oppressive regulations and taxation, why would you listen to anything they had to say?

Lie to me once shame on you.

That’s where the saying ends because I’m not going to give you another chance to lie to me again yet too many are listening to a government that ALLOWS drugs to flow freely through its borders (and all over the nation) and then offers “programs” paid by taxpayers to provide clean needles and MORE drugs to get off the drugs that they allowed through in the first place.

You are going to listen to “doctors” and pump more drugs into your own body on the word of these “physicians” who at face value appear to have zero knowledge of nutrition or any semblance of Do No Harm in reference to their own bodies?

You are going to hide in your homes because this same government told you a “virus” is among us when the majority of the population urinates and defecates daily and NEVER washes their hands before going out and touching objects, merchandise and food that we all touch, buy and eat?

What’s that?

YOU wash your hands all the time?

Sure you do.

I cannot tell you how many times I’ve been in a public restroom to hear the flush of a toilet or urinal and the only other sound is the whoosh of a door opening and closing.

The overwhelming majority of the population does NOT wash their hands every time they use the restroom.

The restaurants even put signs up telling their EMPLOYEES to wash, which doesn’t happen much, let alone every time.

Most Americans use the restrooms in their homes multiple times and maybe do the “spritz and shake” with one shot of agua from the spigot.

We may be the most inoculated humans on the planet from this disgusting practice and it occurs hundreds of millions of times EVERY DAY.

Stop with the drama.

We have Vietnam Vets who clawed their way through jungles, losing brothers daily, who are now living with horrific pain, including Agent Orange, provided by the same lying government and these American Heroes don’t say a word.

We have children dying from Leukemia that smile and brace themselves every day for a pain and mortality rate the Coronavirus will NEVER come close to.

You’ve been sitting at home eating too much, watching Netflix and screaming about your government check while the rest of us have been out there working, protecting, and keeping the economy moving so you can binge watch Game of Thrones for the tenth time.

I can hear you Libs and whiny RINOS now.

But, but the Governor, the Mayor, the President said that we should all stay home.

So he’s your President NOW?

Now you’re taking your lead from the “rapey, racist, bigoted Orange Man?”

Aren’t you all supposed to be in Canada?

For the record they said all people who aren’t ESSENTIAL should stay home.

Well done.

You just proved what the taxpayers have known all along.

You are NOT essential.

From this point on stay put.

You’ll do less damage from your parents/grandparents/brothers/sisters/drug dealers couch or you sixties retreads listening to your Jerry Garcia records.

Drunk driving arrests will probably plummet.

Just say thank you to the military, cops, firemen and women, nurses, flight attendants, pilots, cooks, waitresses, small business owners, manufacturers, the local package delivery drivers, President Donald Trump, and a big AMEN to the AMERICAN TRUCK DRIVER!









By the way.

Stop hoarding all the supplies.

Those of us you are counting on to keep the lights on, need to be able to eat and do that other thing you apparently do fifty times a day.

Oh and one more thing.

The easiest and furthest reaching”stimulus” would be to remove all forms of Federal Income Tax from the Individual for a six-month period.

You want to see an explosion of the Invisible Hand, take the vice-like grip off the American Worker and Small Business Owner’s neck.

Trillions more in debt makes everything worse and sending $1000 checks to people who don’t work already has a name and it isn’t stimulus.

It’s called Food Stamps and the only thing it’s “stimulating” is Cuomo Virus.

Jason Kraus

Teach the Children Well

With the spread of panic because of the Chinese Virus it seems a very long time ago that two mumbling, bumbling “Progressives” were on stage.

It wasn’t.

The saddest part of the last Democratic debate wasn’t the CNN moderators, even those who were difficult to understand.

It wasn’t the two petulant children on stage attempting to discuss issues with which they have no actual experience.

It wasn’t even the Donna Brazile effect as it was perfectly clear neither one of them had any answers.

It was the BOREDOM.

I cannot believe I am saying this but for the first time ever Mike Bloomberg was missed.

Tiny Mike’s attempt to appear human was wildly entertaining and he brought the best (worst) out of the ranting beer slurping neurotic bigot known as Cheekbones Warren.

Even Yang’s math pin had more personality than the Bernie/Biden Vomitorium.

As the week continued the markets tumbled, the Fed fired its “bazooka” and interest rates actually went up.

Marco Rubio tried to explain “Marshall Law” wasn’t happening.

Once the correct spelling of the word was pointed out to him he responded by calling it a typo and that of course he knew how to spell “Marital Law.”

Marco’s wife may need some counsel.

President Trump discussed helicopter money and Andrew Yang was given another fifteen minutes of fame as he ran around telling anyone who would listen “I told you so.”

Americans celebrated as the Canadian Border was finally closed.

The free flowing of maple syrup and Molson beer had to be stopped.

At the same time the Cartels continued to run the Mexican Government and push meth and marijuana through the one border that even the ChinaVirus cannot seal.

American college students were told to take an extended spring vacation due to the “outbreak.”

Many complied by heading to the beaches in Florida and getting hammered.

As of this writing not one case of the CoronaVirus has been reported on the beaches but plenty of cases of Corona have been reported missing.

It appears the kids realized there was more than one way to sanitize their bodies with alcohol and it wasn’t through wipes.

They also figured out imbibing booze in this fashion does not require the usage of toilet paper.

Who said the Instagram Generation isn’t getting it!

It wasn’t just the kids blowing off the “experts.”

Bay Area citizens were filmed taking walks and exercising outside.

Multiple politicians and CNN slobberers warned and threatened those who were not willing to stay “quarantined” in their homes.

The panicked  prima donnas tried again and again to guilt and scare the population and the overwhelming response asked a simple question.

Do you know ANYONE who has the “racist” ChinaVirus?

Bueller? Bueller?



It appears the young people have decided to live what their parents and grandparents from the sixties taught them.

For the now.

Don’t worry about the future.

That’s somebody else’s problem.

Drinking, drugging and doing each other is groovy dude besides Social Security is toast and the kids ain’t got no jelly cuz jam don’t shake like dat!

The Sixties Progressive/NeoCons have buried the U. S. in unbearable debt, created never ending war, trashed the kids with a garbage education, and convinced them that smoking pot cures everything from insecurity to carcinoma.

They can choose their genders, don’t need jobs, and can take a pill to cure AIDS, so what’s the point of it all?

As Bobby McFerrin said Don’t Worry, Be Crappy.

Besides, with cancer and HIV under control, why bother to deal with something a tequila shot and some lime can handle.

Jason Kraus