When the latest political “drama” exploded this week into our current zeitgeist I was reminded of one of my favorite movie lines delivered by Wilford Brimley in Absence of Malice.
“Boy, the last time there was a leak like this Noah built hisself a boat.”
The Liberal/Communists all gasped at the Supreme Court and the possibility of losing the option to kill babies willy nilly across America.
Most of them ranted, raved and ironically tried to shut down Mother’s Day.
“Abortion on demand” they screamed as morbidly obese women with tats, piercings and purple hair threatened to never have sex with men. . .as though they ever had that choice.
When this type of “demand” is coupled with Progressive District Attorneys who continue to release felons at a record pace I believe it is my duty to really dig deep into their arguments.
To soul search if you will.
I have done so and I am now ready to embrace “abortion”.
Outside of the womb.
It must be age appropriate, eighteen and older, with the caveat for those who’ve committed horrendous crimes as minors held until they arrive at the legal limit to be properly “adjudicated” for their brutality.
I believe we should start with a two week “lockdown” period to see if the new abortion “mandate” can stop the spread of murder, rape, and child molestation.
Masks will not be required as we want the new law to not only work but also not oppress those who have done nothing wrong.
Besides, masks won’t stop “abortion”.
They never have and never will.
Some may ponder as to where we start with this new legislative tool?
Is there a difference?
Either group will be fine although I lean towards the politicians, as this may be just the “rehabilitation” many criminals need to witness, in order to change their ways, excluding the pedophiles and rapists.
For some things there is no Earthly rehab.
After the two week period has expired we can check the results to see how many died “from abortion” and how many died “with abortion” and then increase/decrease funding where appropriate.
It will be important to treat this as a “pandemic” and to not let it grow to an endemic existence as the faster we abort the murderers, rapists and child molesters the less abortion will have to be used which I believe we can all agree is the best outcome possible.
Now some may say two weeks will not be enough time with the size of New York City, Los Angeles and San Francisco as just a couple of examples.
Fear not my fellow Americans.
The public unions won’t be involved other than permanently losing members.
This is a job for the American private sector and with the right legislation put in place two weeks should be more than enough time.
Then again after further review maybe three weeks.
The Catholic Church is a big organization and we also need time to track down those who cut babies into pieces, sold said pieces for a profit and then bragged about it over dinner while sipping wine.
In conclusion with the law written correctly I support “abortion on demand” and this issue can be taken away from the infanticidal Democrats once and for all as they spend the next twenty years explaining how the Earth will die in “less than ten” and more importantly how overnight they became anti-abortionists.
Never forget Progressives.
My body my choice can “work” in many ways and my guess is eventually there will come a time when late-term abortion and abortion after birth will become punishable by the usage of the Second Amendment.
I am not a Christian but your “Come to Jesus” moment will soon arrive and there will be nothing the Ministry of Truth or her Chinese Tok Tok videos will be able to do for you.
So read some Adam Smith, Abraham Maslow and the Federalist Papers and get on the side of Freedom while you still have that option and leave the babies alone.