Unicorns and Rainbows

It is an interesting time to be alive and it definitely beats the alternative.

Well, probably.

Over the week as I trimmed trees, cut and stacked firewood and enjoyed the sun I took the opportunity to listen to a few podcasts.

In one the guest speaker came off as a pompous know it all who opined about the end of the world as we know it and the beginning of a new time. Nothing he said was original to me but because his manner of speaking was clear and concise, and he moved through multiple topics without “ums” and “likes,” it was a mostly enjoyable listen even though the overriding theme was extreme disaster.

He also was a “greenie” who thought “climate science” was “settled fact” and that batteries were a waste of time and resources.

Science is never settled and I like batteries in areas where they make sense.

Using them to start a car is great.

Counting on them to power anything consistently beyond a Vespa is silly, especially in the winter.

A conundrum rolled into an enigma to say the least never mind he voted for Biden yet stated that Trump was good for our relationship with Mexico because The Donald liked Mexicans.

I almost dropped my chainsaw when I heard that one.

It appears that to be a Liberal one must live highly medicated on pot, Ozempic, and an incredible amount of hallucinogenics.

On a different show I listened to a speaker on the subject of happiness, who probably meant well and was also easy to listen to grammatically, but his lack of reality left him without credibility as he stated his purchase of a Tesla brought him happiness because he did not want to burn any more fossil fuels.

Apparently electricity is delivered on a unicorn via a rainbow.

Of course this was dramatically better than tuning into mainstream media who spent their time explaining that Pfizer isn’t doing anything wrong no matter what a Pfizer employee actually said or attempting to explain racism and white privilege while “five cops beat an African-American man to death.”

Piggybacking this dumpster fire of “news” was the video expose of Paul Pelosi and pal, who appeared hammered and was then actually hammered by his special friend.

Why these two incidents were released at the same time is definitely up for speculation, and I’m sure millions will, as well as why there was commentary about the “size of Nancy’s cans.”

Unsurprisingly both Lebron and Oprah had nothing to say about the new “Rodney King”.

Of course they are always silent in the face of “black on black crime” unlike Corn Hole Biden who had they let him speak probably would’ve dazzled us with something like, “Corn Pop probably didn’t vote for me which pancakes moon pie sweet tea, God bless you stand up and take a bow Chuck, my wife’s my sister, rub my hairy legs and Hunter is the smartest person I know.”

Then again I’m probably being too harsh on the Big Guy.

We all know his thoughts were based around how nice it was to see a black man who was “clean and articulate”.

Say it isn’t so Joe.

I’m heading back into the trees.

See you next week.

Let’s go Brandon.

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